Perks of being a night shift nurse
Patients say the greatest things. Especially on night shift or at full moon.
"Um yes, I just want to know - was I born here in Iceland?"
"How long have I been here in jail?"
"I have to leave right away. My wife is sick at home taking care of the broken tomatoes."
"You're not married? Wow, I can't believe nobody's ever wanted you."
"Is this the floor or the ceiling that my bed is on?"
"I'm going to get out of bed and walk through that [3rd storey] window through all the tulips with Scooby Doo. And tell that guy with the monkey face on your badge to stop smiling at me."
"In reflecting on it I think that at some point in the evolution of whateveryoucallit they looked very much like humans... or maybe more like viruses."
"We've got to go! We've got to leave now! We're going to be late to Fing Yang Yang!"
"No no no! I don't want Sponge Bob riding on my mop handles!"
"I was just getting out of bed to find where you keep the rum and coke."
"Um yes, I just want to know - was I born here in Iceland?"
"How long have I been here in jail?"
"I have to leave right away. My wife is sick at home taking care of the broken tomatoes."
"You're not married? Wow, I can't believe nobody's ever wanted you."
"Is this the floor or the ceiling that my bed is on?"
"I'm going to get out of bed and walk through that [3rd storey] window through all the tulips with Scooby Doo. And tell that guy with the monkey face on your badge to stop smiling at me."
"In reflecting on it I think that at some point in the evolution of whateveryoucallit they looked very much like humans... or maybe more like viruses."
"We've got to go! We've got to leave now! We're going to be late to Fing Yang Yang!"
"No no no! I don't want Sponge Bob riding on my mop handles!"
"I was just getting out of bed to find where you keep the rum and coke."
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